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    Best jokes ever

    Bear walked into bar.
    Bear said to deer - May i please have.......... A beer.
    Deer replied to bear - Why the big paws.

    Post your best jokes my friends


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    What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

















    Beer.

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    What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?
    Kara-tea.

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    I was having dinner with Magnus Carlsen (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

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    Yes I have this on a shirt.

    @kent

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