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    Every internet provider ever

    me: hi im having problems with my internet.
    support: uplugrouterXD
    me: i have no router
    support: well u culd try anotuter router)
    me: but i dont have a router
    support: you should probably try to unplug the router and connect your pc directly
    me: BUT I DO NOT HAVE A ROUTER I ALREADY CONNECT MY SHIT DIRECTLY TROUGH THE WALL
    support: sir no need to be mad) we will send another router
    me: im already bathing in routers that i dont use because you send me one every week
    support: is probably router)


    This aint even a lie.


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    Did you unplug it and plug it back in?
    (Read this in an Indian accent.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    Did you unplug it and plug it back in?
    (Read this in an Indian accent.)
    Every... God... Damn... Time.

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    Or if you're from the UK and on virgin media...

    "Hi i seem to have 100+ ping on all german servers" after 1 month of stupid questions "the issue is with our routing, for some reason all connections to germany are being sent to canada and back, we hope to have this fixed in 3 weeks"

    Story of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown2Me View Post
    Or if you're from the UK and on virgin media...

    "Hi i seem to have 100+ ping on all german servers" after 1 month of stupid questions "the issue is with our routing, for some reason all connections to germany are being sent to canada and back, we hope to have this fixed in 3 weeks"

    Story of my life.
    I was once with virgin media, never again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown2Me View Post
    Or if you're from the UK and on virgin media...

    "Hi i seem to have 100+ ping on all german servers" after 1 month of stupid questions "the issue is with our routing, for some reason all connections to germany are being sent to canada and back, we hope to have this fixed in 3 weeks"

    Story of my life.
    After 4 weeks

    "Hi I still have problems with the ping"
    Them: "Yeah we are having some slight delays in our time scheduel and we aim towards fixing this within 6 weeks *rubs their nipples as they are saying this*"


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    Funniest part was... I wasn't even lying...

    http://community.virginmedia.com/t5/...y/td-p/2829565

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