Counter-Strike is a well known and loved rage-simulator.
In the game Counter-Strike you play as either Cunt-terrorists or normal Terrorists.
If you're CT your objective is to kill every Terrorist or defuse the bomb if they have planted it.
You can also teamkill three times or just in the start of the round to recive a ban.
As Terrorist your objective is to have wallhack and rush where ever there are less enemies.
And also annoy the hell out of your teammates and the other team.
You must be as toxic as possible, if you have no microphone, block, shoot, and ghost for the other team.
Dont buy normal weapons, buy Duals, Mac 10 and scout. Maybe the negev.
Dont call anything when stuff happens, just roll with it.
Have lots and lots of expensive skins.
If someone calls that they go alone on long, go with him.
If everyone in your team goes A, go A too, do not go B.
Your team consists of 5 people:
3.Another Russian Guy
4.Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother
Enemy team consists of 5 people:
1. Guy with 14950 hours since 2006 that speaks perfect english. He is a good awper.
2. A good IGL that has over 30k hours experiance in counter-strike.
3. A well known streamer and professional player whos name is shroud or olofmeister.
5. A russian guy that is either a guy that speaks good English, and is a really good player. Or a russian guy that does not speak english but he is still a really good player.
Now go and rage and never play the game again. Have fun
P.S if you shoot friend with awp in the beginning of round you'll open a secret