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Counter-Strike is a well known and loved rage-simulator.
In the game Counter-Strike you play as either Cunt-terrorists or normal Terrorists.
If you're CT your objective is to kill every Terrorist or defuse the bomb if they have planted it.
You can also teamkill three times or just in the start of the round to recive a ban.
As Terrorist your objective is to have wallhack and rush where ever there are less enemies.
And also annoy the hell out of your teammates and the other team.
You must be as toxic as possible, if you have no microphone, block, shoot, and ghost for the other team.
Dont buy normal weapons, buy Duals, Mac 10 and scout. Maybe the negev.
Dont call anything when stuff happens, just roll with it.
Have lots and lots of expensive skins.
If someone calls that they go alone on long, go with him.
If everyone in your team goes A, go A too, do not go B.
Your team consists of 5 people:
3.Another Russian Guy
4.Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother
Enemy team consists of 5 people:
1. Guy with 14950 hours since 2006 that speaks perfect english. He is a good awper.
2. A good IGL that has over 30k hours experiance in counter-strike.
3. A well known streamer and professional player whos name is shroud or olofmeister.
5. A russian guy that is either a guy that speaks good English, and is a really good player. Or a russian guy that does not speak english but he is still a really good player.
Now go and rage and never play the game again. Have fun
P.S if you shoot friend with awp in the beginning of round you'll open a secret
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This article is about the original 1999 game. For the series it belongs to, see Counter-Strike (series). For other uses of the term, see Counterstrike.
Counter-Strike is a first-person shooter video game developed by Valve Corporation. It was initially developed and released as a Half-Life modification by Minh "Gooseman" Le and Jess "Cliffe" Cliffe in 1999, before Le and Cliffe were hired and the game's intellectual property acquired. Counter-Strike was first released by Valve on the Microsoft Windows platform in 2000. The game later spawned a franchise, and is the first installment in the Counter-Strike series. Several remakes and Ports of Counter-Strike have been released on the Xbox console, as well as OS Xand Linux. It is sometimes referred to as Counter-Strike 1.6 to distinguish it from other titles of the series, 1.6 being the final software update the game received.
Counter-Strike Developer(s) Valve Corporation Publisher(s) Sierra Studios Designer(s) Minh Le
Series Counter-Strike Engine GoldSrc Platform(s) Microsoft Windows, Xbox,OS X, Linux Release date(s)
- June 19, 1999
Genre(s) First-person shooter Mode(s) Multiplayer
Set in various locations around the globe, players assume the roles of members of combating teams of the governmental counter-terrorist forces and various terrorist militants opposing them. During each round of gameplay, the two teams are tasked with defeating the other by the means of either achieving the map's objectives, or else eliminating all of the enemy combatants. Each player may customize their arsenal of weapons and accessories at the beginning of every match, with currency being earned after the end of each round.
wow ahahah this really made me laugh out loud. "5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother" We all know what u mean..hehe
This is 3dank5me bro
How to play counter strike 2.0 Revised for the new age.
1. Buy l33b undetected hake.
2. Masturbate to copy/paste rage
3. You will never get bnt.
4. Masturbate to tracky's profile picture
5. Win every match.
If you can't get this to work, try alternative below.
1. Become russian
2. Masturbate while raging at everyone on every team.
I'm 12 and what is this?
But seems pretty legit. Especially the part where you download wall hacks and rush the site with least enemy players
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