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    Anti-Jokes

    >Knock Knock



    Who's there?

    >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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    Quote Originally Posted by naxel View Post
    >the driver was an alcohol
    u wot m8?
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    Quote Originally Posted by naxel View Post
    >Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    >its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
    Why didn't he use the doorbell instead? So many questions unanswered...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atex View Post
    u wot m8?


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    What did the boss say to the worker?





    You're fired.



    What did the policeman do to the robber?



    Shot him.

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    why did the chicken cross the road?
    to go to McDonalds so he can get eatin' by hoboman
    i lold like 8 times making this it turned out to be a anti-anti-joke.. fml

    Now to find a post of late, you have read to start this race!

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    This thread is odd... I'll throw in my favourite 'knock, knock' joke instead.

    Joker: Knock, knock
    Victim: Who's there?
    Joker: To
    Victim: To who?
    Joker: To whom*

    Grammar Nazi joke of the year... every year.
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    A horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face?"

    The horse, unable to speak, stares at the bartender and shits on the floor.

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    Haha

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    Why did Sally fall off the swing?


    She had no arms.

















    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Definitely not Sally.

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