Jolinar in a nuttshell

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    Jolinar in a nuttshell

    First of all let me tell you something about Jolinar:
    Jolinar was born the 19th february 1989. His date of birth is today known as something very special, the birth was here to create peace all over the world. If you think that was something, there's more... Jolinar was here to assist all males with their penis problems, so one day he moaned as loud as he could and suddenly every male across the globe got the size of their dicks increased by 1 inch.



    So here's the deal: We all adore Jolinar and that concludes in us wanting to have sexual interaction with him. So by that i want you guys to comment on this thread with a story including Jolinar, where you also show your appreciation towards the exsistence of this sexy beast .If you're lucky he might get you laid lololol.

    Juli u r fuckin perfect m8.
    you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are fucking perfect, Juli.
    ty for listening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yun0lel View Post
    First of all let me tell you something about Jolinar:
    Jolinar was born the 19th february 1989. His date of birth is today known as something very special, the birth was here to create peace all over the world. If you think that was something, there's more... Jolinar was here to assist all males with their penis problems, so one day he moaned as loud as he could and suddenly every male across the globe got the size of their dicks increased by 1 inch.

    So here's the deal: We all adore Jolinar and that concludes in us wanting to have sexual interaction with him. So by that i want you guys to comment on this thread with a story including Jolinar, where you also show your appreciation towards the exsistence of this sexy beast .If you're lucky he might get you laid lololol.

    Juli u r fuckin perfect m8.
    you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are fucking perfect, Juli.
    ty for listening.
    Wow man, you should go see someone about this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AbrasiveZealot View Post
    Wow man, you should go see someone about this...
    I hope you get raped by a tranny

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    Quote Originally Posted by yun0lel View Post
    First of all let me tell you something about Jolinar:
    Jolinar was born the 19th february 1989. His date of birth is today known as something very special, the birth was here to create peace all over the world. If you think that was something, there's more... Jolinar was here to assist all males with their penis problems, so one day he moaned as loud as he could and suddenly every male across the globe got the size of their dicks increased by 1 inch.

    So here's the deal: We all adore Jolinar and that concludes in us wanting to have sexual interaction with him. So by that i want you guys to comment on this thread with a story including Jolinar, where you also show your appreciation towards the exsistence of this sexy beast .If you're lucky he might get you laid lololol.

    Juli u r fuckin perfect m8.
    you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are fucking perfect, Juli.
    ty for listening.


    U wit m8



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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    U wit m8



    I'm not entirely sure I know who you are. But...





    Hi
    Hai there, I'm just another Jolinar fanboy passing by.

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    I suddenly became confused about my own sexuality after reading this.

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    i have a picture of jolinar on my pc. he is drunk as shit i think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by koshaan View Post
    i have a picture of jolinar on my pc. he is drunk as shit i think.
    Pls share so i can add to fap map.
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    too far...
    U wot m8?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yun0lel View Post
    Pls share so i can add to fap map.
    too far...

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    Quote Originally Posted by koshaan View Post
    i have a picture of jolinar on my pc. he is drunk as shit i think.
    Idk if I should be creeped out by that... and I'm not even him ._.

    Quote Originally Posted by yun0lel View Post
    I hope you get raped by a tranny
    I hope you go to a baseball game and get hit by a foul ball.... but same as your statement the chances arn't that high....

    Quote Originally Posted by ItsRaininPandas View Post
    I suddenly became confused about my own sexuality after reading this.
    Jolinar's signatures make me question my sanity... so I guess thats justified.

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